Two figures in a dark alley, one in a hoodie, the other in a trench coat and hat. The hoodie-wearer has the Facebook logo for a head, the hat-wearer has the Twitter logo for a head.
Facebook: "Pssst! Wanna get high?" Twitter: "We’ve got some sweet endorphins for you!"
The two figures step out of the shadows.
Facebook:"Feel that feed rage brewing? Reply and trigger some dopamine!" Twitter:"Engagement, man! Tweet those angry feelings!"
Facebook:"We’ve got a lot more of that for you, just do a hit of refresh!" Twitter:"Yeah, scroll baby! Endless scroll! Get your fix!"
Facebook:"We are please to provide world class polarising, and highly addictive extreme content, tailored just for you!"
Twitter:"Yeah man, there’s nothing like outrage addiction!"
Twitter:"Or, I can get you puppies and kittens, if you’re into that kinda thing."” class=“wp-image-15255”/>